The best day 

Kamsaini konngsi pengalaman KGUTM

An Inspirational speaker said: “The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man’s wife”.Audience were in shock and silence. He added: “and she is my mother”. A big round of applause and laughter followed.                 

One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home. After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man’s wife….     

After a moment he tried to recall the second line…… 

By the time he regained his senses, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife. 😀😀😀         

MORAL LESSON: Don’t copy if you do not know how to paste.

Emak Bapak & Anak

Kamsaini cerita motivasi keluarga KGUTM

Seorang anak nak kawin tapi dimarahi ibunya kerana masih belajar…tggu dah kerja…kata ibunya…Dia mengadu pd bapa nya….

Bapanya menjwb…”mak ko tu memang mcm tu,,

Bapak ni yg dah kerja pong mak ko tak kasi kawin…😄😄

Seloka Kian Tua

Pmdr razali kgutm hcp13 kirim

Seloka Kian Tua

Rasa seperti baru bersanding
Rupanya berjalan paut kat dinding
Dulu tubuh badan kurus ceding
Sekarang gendut tiada tanding.

Masa berjalan begitu cepat
Nyamuk kenyang pun tangkap tak dapat
Diam tak diam cucu dah empat
Makan yang lembik seperti lepat.

Bercakap tersasul perkara biasa
Tak ingat hari Isnin ke Selasa
Gigi dah kurang makan tak rasa
Berulang hospital untuk periksa.

Duduk di rumah tinggal berdua
Saling memandang sebab dah tua
Anak-anak bekerja jarang bersua
Rumahpun sunyi seperti gua.

Berjalan pun susah urat dah tegang
Tangan pun kebas susah nak pegang
Terkasar gerak tangkap di pinggang
Terkejut kucingpun tonggang-langgang.

Apa nak buat dah hukum alam
Bagaikan muda baru semalam
Pandangan matapun asyik kelam
Buatlah ibadat siang dan malam.

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