[6:10 PM, 6/28/2017]
Kamsaini Kamaruddin kirim:
Ex Girlfriend buat Open House Raya. Kerana bulan yang baik, aku pegi je.
Bila jumpa dia bisik, “I nak U balik”.
Dalam hati tertanya tanya, dia nak aku balik ke, dia nak suruh aku balik??? 😂😂😂
Konfius aku sekejap😜
[3:16 PM, 6/28/2017] Prof Karsono:
STRICTLY FOR MEN ONLY – alternative opinion
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors - After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore - By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates - Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson - The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney - I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton - “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”
~By George W. Bush - “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
~By Rudy Giuliani - “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
~By Michael Jordan - “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump - Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming no 1- Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, no. 2- Whenever you’re right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal - The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
~By Kobe Bryant - You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff - My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin - A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
~By Barack Obama - Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~By Tommy Lee - A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
~By Brad Pitt - First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
~ By Jimmy Kimmel - “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman - “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing!
~By Jay Leno - “The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”
~By Brandon Breezy
Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh …….and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!😀😀😀
armadi ahmad 