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Kiriman Azman – KGUTM

  1. When ur life is in darkness……
    Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness….. and
    If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

  2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
    You can be sure of one thing;
    Either the car is new or the wife.

  3. An angry zzzz man entered a shop and shouted :
    Where’s my free gift with this cooking oil?
    Shopkeeper : What free gift??
    zzzz man : Oi, here got put “Cholesterol FREE!”

  4. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
    If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
    If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
    IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan KAMI.

  5. What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,… Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
    Panic is when both are pregnant.

  6. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
    Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
    & our driver ran away…

  7. A young boy asks his Dad :”What is the difference between confident and confidential?
    Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.

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