[6:10 PM, 6/28/2017]
Kamsaini Kamaruddin kirim:

Ex Girlfriend buat Open House Raya. Kerana bulan yang baik, aku pegi je.
Bila jumpa dia bisik, “I nak U balik”.
Dalam hati tertanya tanya, dia nak aku balik ke, dia nak suruh aku balik??? 😂😂😂

Konfius aku sekejap😜

[3:16 PM, 6/28/2017] Prof Karsono:
STRICTLY FOR MEN ONLY – alternative opinion

1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
   ~By Lee Majors
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
   ~By Al Gore
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
   ~By Socrates
4. Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
   ~By Mike Tyson
5. The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
   ~By George Clooney
6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
   ~By Bill Clinton
7. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”
   ~By George W. Bush
8. “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
   ~By Rudy Giuliani
9. “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
   ~By Michael Jordan
10. “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
    ~By Donald Trump
11. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming  no 1- Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, no. 2- Whenever you’re right, shut up.
    ~By Shaquille O’Neal
12. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
    ~By Kobe Bryant
13. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    ~By David Hasselhoff
14. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    ~By Alec Baldwin
15. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
    ~By Barack Obama
16. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    ~By Tommy Lee
17. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
    ~By Brad Pitt
18. First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
    Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
    ~ By Jimmy Kimmel
19. “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
    ~By David Letterman
20. “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing!
    ~By Jay Leno
21. “The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”
    ~By Brandon Breezy

Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh …….and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!😀😀😀